'Emma's Christening'

At Ocean Terminal, a shopping centre close to my flat, they advertised an exhibition of cars used in movies,

now, don't get a hard-on with this photo, it looks like the car from Back To The Futre, but it fucking wasn't.

You have no idea how excited I was about this event, the whole week prior all I talked about was seeing

the Back To Furture car and to a lesser extent Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and the Bat Mobile.

On arrival I could tell the cars were fake. Fare enough, this is a Delorian,

but it's been made up to to look like the real thing, as were all the other vehicles on show.

I felt like Homer Simpson when he wanted to meet Mr T at the shopping mall,

but he thought he go a little later and eventualy when he did go down to the mall,

Mr T had already gone and when he asked the mall guy if he would be coming back, he said he didn't know.

That somes up this pile of shite exhibition for me. Click the next arrow to see the other FAKE cars.

I'm trying to look impressed, but you can tell my smile is fake, just like the car.

Here is the back end of the FAKE Back To The Future car, the load of shite that it is!

Here is the FAKE Bat Mobile, it looks like a giant FAKE cock.

Looking rather dejected, I'm stood next to a truck that was used in the Raiders Of The Loast Arc.

If you pause the movie at 53 mins 23 secs in, you can just see it in the distance.

A very fake looking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, as you can see, the wings are on upturned buckets!

What a waste of time!

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