'Spain 2005'
Magoo and I looking happy at the Madrid Sunday Market, the place was full of minkers.

Here is one of those dudes who stands still and does nothing until you give them money.
Personally, I think it's funnier not to give them anything and watch them get cramp.

Carol and I are a lot happier here as we managed to get out of the Sunday market without getting robbed.

Magoo burping!

Here is Plaza Mayor. This is where all the drunks and tourists hang out.

I had to go back to Real Madrid's ground the Bernabeu, the tour rocked.

We got to sit on the subs bench. Carol was impressed her ass was so close to where Beckham ass had been.

Carol getting to meet Becks...kind of.

Here is Carol and I at the Palace.
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Here is Madrid's post office. A bit over the top!

Here is a fancy building, there is another one on the other side of the road too.

This is me outside a sword shop in Toledo. They sell massive swords, nun chucks, guns and cross bows - crazy.

This is some food Carol ordered called 'Callos' - translated 'Dog food' It looks like a curry in this pic, but in real life it looked like shit and smelt like it too. It's made up of tripe and intestines cooked in a week gravy. It's a miracle that Spanish have lived this long eating rubbish like this.

Here is the three of us on the day we left. We were feeling pretty bad as we'd been out on the lash til 3 the night before. Unfortunately we didn't get any pics as we forgot to attach the camera's battery and we couldn't take any photos.

Here is the final pic. It was taken from the plane on the way home by Carol. Looks weird eh!