'Dumfries Visit'
This is Paul and Kirsty's house just outside Dumfries.
As you can see they have a conservatory where Paul has his Xbox and Game Cube set up.
I'm totaly jelouse as I'm desperate for a games room.
Paul and Kirsty's kitchen. Their kitchen table was very impressive!
Their living room with patio doors out to decking and a back garden.
Carol and I arrived on Friday night after a tormented drive from the M74 to Dumfries,
tormented because some wanker tailgated us dangerously for about 20 miles.
The prick was driving a Merceedes estate and I hope he dies painfully by crashing into the back of a lorry, wanker!
Any hoo, once at Paul and Kirsty's we got torn into some wine and managed to calm down.
The next day, Kirsty cooked up a top breakfast of bacon and egg and sausage rolls.
We went to a small fishing village by the coast. We had a few lunch time pints in the local pub.
Carol, Paul and Kirsty by the sea.
There was a beach near the fishing village that was covered in shells.
This photo looks like a very amateur 'band publicity' photo. "We only in it for the music, man!"
An artistic photo of our shadows on the beach. Paul is furthest on the left, then kirsty, Carol and then Me.
Paul enjoying an afternoon beer while Carol is playing the Nintendo DS.
She was playing a gameto see how old your brian is.
My score came out at 80, but it involved shouting out colours you see, I am colour blind so the result is explained.
What a result for Caley. We came back from 0-2 to win 3-2. Caley for the league!
On Saturday night, Kirsty and Paul took us to a very famous pub in Dumfries called "Hole I' The Wa"
Translated - Hole In The Wall.
Robert Burns used to have a few beers there, he also read poetry here too.
You'd think with all that history the place would be quite nice inside. It was not.
It was full of scumbags looking to steal the shirt from your back.
I was a little terrified in this bog of a pub and Paul did try to put my at ease by saying it was a
"Salt of the earth" pub, at this point an old minker walked past our table and winked at Carol and Kirsty,
the old minker was probably excited that there was some fresh genes available cos' the
amount of 6 fingered children was starting to worry him! I should have lamped the old git.
He was wearing a shell suit. YES, I'M A SNOB!
Inside the Hole I' The Wa. Forced and very scared smiles here!
After our very swift pint in the 'scary' pub. They took us to really nice pub that had some mental wall paper.
You can feel the decor.
Paul's 'red eye' is amazing. If only he could breath fire, he'd be godzilla.
Paul still has the 'red eye'!
Here was the final pub we went to before heading off to get a very tasty chicken kebab.
Finally here is Pual's shed. Well impressed!